"That... that has nothing to do with anything!"
I’m leaving for college. My dog wouldn’t move from this position for the entire car trip
I let you live once, princess.
I am not a princess.
My main goal in life is to break someone like Nicki broke Drake
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
heart pirates camping trip for usoapp !
THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING