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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

54 minutes ago / 173,850 notes / via epic-humor / Source

theartofanimation:

Hajin Bae

1 hour ago / 17,256 notes / via -atlas / Source

September 22nd, 1994

The FRIENDS pilot airs for the first time.  //  20 years.
Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday answered:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

3 hours ago / 150,135 notes / via susannaroseanna / Source

birthdayboyjongdae:

at church like

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in the club like

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4 hours ago / 3,607 notes / via kpop-humor-ayanna67 / Source
ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

6 hours ago / 13,577 notes / via ultrafacts

quickjesse:

one of the most adorable moments in the series

7 hours ago / 126,011 notes / via chongthenomad / Source

thewarblerette:

mrthorinton:

clarabosswald:

so i saw this photo of a harpy eagleimageand i thought “woah what a noble beast” so i searched for more photos and i justimageimage

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this goes with almost all predator birds 

like look at this bearded vulture

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such a majestic creature

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but then it’s like

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or this scretary bird like woah so beautiful

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nope

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even good old bald eagle

like wow so regal

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what

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it just looks confused image

LIFE LESSON: DON’T LOOK AT MAJESTIC BIRDS STRAIGHT ON.

8 hours ago / 247,221 notes / via bukkowashite-yaru-yo / Source

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

9 hours ago / 254,766 notes / via cerezsis / Source
#oh wow

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

10 hours ago / 255,315 notes / via yoruiichi / Source

vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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11 hours ago / 469,637 notes / via susannaroseanna / Source

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

12 hours ago / 406,887 notes / via epic-humor / Source

hongbot:

If you ever get anon hate, reply with just this picture:

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13 hours ago / 3,247 notes / via flowerboygang / Source

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

13 hours ago / 208,923 notes / via bukkowashite-yaru-yo / Source

riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post